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Then the Scream guy comes and tries to kill her, but she thinks he is the ghost of the future, so she leaves to see what the future will hold. The real ghost of the future comes and is confused why she isn't there. He meets up with the Scream guy and they fight to the death. Auntie Helga never learns her lesson and feed scraps from the largest turkey to Bob Cratchet who has to beg for them under the table.</p>\n<h2>Auntie Helga's Christmas Carol Movie Poster</h2>\n<h2>Auntie Helga's Christmas Carol Cast &#x26; Crew</h2>\n<table>\n<thead>\n<tr>\n<th></th>\n<th></th>\n</tr>\n</thead>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>Production Company:</strong></td>\n<td>DCJ Productions</td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>Country:</strong></td>\n<td>United States of America</td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>Language:</strong></td>\n<td>English</td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>Runtime:</strong></td>\n<td>15</td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>Adult:</strong></td>\n<td>No</td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>Genres:</strong></td>\n<td>Comedy</td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>Website:</strong></td>\n<td>null</td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>Release date:</strong></td>\n<td>2005-12-01</td>\n</tr>\n</tbody>\n</table>\n<h2>Auntie Helga's Christmas Carol – Trailer</h2>\n<div style=\"height:700px;\"><div class=\"slider\" id=\"main-slider\"><div class=\"slider-wrapper\"><div class=\"slide\"><iframe  width=\"800\" height=\"500\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/a8afeUqvkis\" title=\"Auntie Helga's Christmas Carol (2005)\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe></div><div class=\"slide\"><iframe  width=\"800\" height=\"500\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/DNtM6-cvdyA\" title=\"Auntie Helga's Christmas Carol (Trailer)\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div><div class=\"slider-nav\"><button class=\"slider-previous\">Previous</button><button class=\"slider-next\">Next</button></div></div></div>","fields":{"slug":"/auntie-helga-s-christmas-carol/"},"frontmatter":{"description":"Bob Cratchet is working for next to nothing, and doesn't get any more wood for the fire. 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